Top 5 Reality Moments: May 24 - May 30
Reviewed by Cacia Y. Pepe

“THIS IS DAISY OF LOVE, NOT DAISY OF KILL!”
I can’t explain how absolutely shocked I am that a guy (Cage) with the words FIGHT OR DIE tattooed across his neck has a drinking AND an anger problem. At one point, after having an altercation with 6-Gauge and Flex, Cage tells Daisy they should go to the bottom of the hill without any microphones or cameras and whoever comes back up can stay and fight for her. I think that’s called major shadesters… and something a scary man trying to rape a little boy says. Also, a skunk rumbles its way in and squirts 12 Pack after he made out with Daisy forever during their ‘photo shoot.’ Normally I’d say he deserves it, but I heart me some 12 Pack. VH1: 12 Pack of Love… how fucking catchy is that!?!

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This season on the Real Housewives of New York City, Bravo decided to start right in with the drama and then stretch it so far and thin, I started wondering if I’m happy I wasn’t popular in high school and had to worry about all of these petty issues. Then that fleeting moment fizzled and I realized I enjoy being intelligent and independent instead. I took a shot and kept on watching.

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